The Goon Bible Project - Book of Job



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Reading the Bible so you don't have to. An accurate retelling of the Book of Job (with some things ommitted for time's sake).


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That was incredible. ( 5 months ago by Redsrevenge)
That was incredible.
Attention, one and ... ( 5 months ago by KinKadeJin)
Attention, one and all.... As it is Written: My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge - because thou hast rejected knowledge - Hosea 4:6....
For The Bible is based on Mythology and Analogy... Not reality (not literal)... that is why when tested against History, Science and even common sense, it just doesn`t make sense.
Understand that 95% ... ( 5 months ago by KinKadeJin)
Understand that 95% of Humanity does not seem to know, that The Bible is chock-full of Allegories, Precepts and Analogies... Alas, as for those who fight for the cause, concerning the confusion of the scriptures as being inaccurate with historical loop holes and scientific nonsense, you are wasting your time convincing and conversing with persons with limited perceptions (Dogmas), in and of, understandings and realities ( Examples - them selves, the world, the universe and beyond )
For there are two ... ( 5 months ago by KinKadeJin)
For there are two Teachings in the Bible... An Open doctrine (for the masses) and a Hidden doctrine (for the true worshipers), as I stated before, The Bible is based on Mythology and Analogy... Not reality... well not reality as we understand it, Thus, concerning the true Salvation of Mankind.
In final: The ... ( 5 months ago by KinKadeJin)
In final: The Matrix (The World) is a System (Our Enslavement)... As The Christ stated, If your Eye be Single (In Meditation), your body shall be filled with Light (One with Christ)... So get Unplugged, for the Kingdom (Salvation) of God is Within You! (The Key to true Knowledge and Eturnal Life)
There are many paths too Knowledge, but only one path that leads to Truth.
genious ( 5 months ago by zorac91)
genious
if only church was ... ( 4 months ago by chesirekitkat)
if only church was this hahahahahah. If this was real I would give it to my kids when I have them.
lol i love god ( 4 months ago by kazzaone87)
lol i love god
i love how job's ... ( 3 months ago by maryisntgay)
i love how job's friends are gangstas
Man, I hope you ... ( 3 months ago by theshredator)
Man, I hope you continue making these.
The description ... ( 3 months ago by vonsquat2332)
The description says this is an accurate retelling, however it should be noted that Job wasn't "just okay" with his stuff getting taken and his children killed. He "cursed the day he was born" . That doesn't sound like he was "okay" with everything. Was he grieving and in pain? Yes of course, who wouldn't be. But he wasn't angry at God, that's the difference.
"God" ... you mean ... ( 3 months ago by slh950)
"God" ... you mean 'El Jehovah' or 'El Jahweh'?? Just that God is an ancient Germanic word that Job never heard implying a different form of divinity than an omnipotent being. God was, and is, an indigenous European concept so who was it that he spoke to.
(p.s. just being curious not inflamatory, its something I want to understand a bit better as I understand Old testment is different to new)
Reminds me a little ... ( 3 months ago by AbeTheAngel)
Reminds me a little of Terry Gilliam! That is definitely not a bad thing! Ha!
It would have been ... ( 2 months ago by kekikamiller)
It would have been awesome if you had told the ending right. That blew the entire thing. Here's what really happened after Job's ordeals : "the LORD made him prosperous again and gave him twice as much as he had before. 11 All his brothers and sisters and everyone who had known him before came and ate with him in his house. They comforted and consoled him over all the trouble the LORD had brought upon him, and each one gave him a piece of silver and a gold ring.
12 The LORD blessed ... ( 2 months ago by kekikamiller)
12 The LORD blessed the latter part of Job's life more than the first. He had fourteen thousand sheep, six thousand camels, a thousand yoke of oxen and a thousand donkeys. 13 And he also had seven sons and three daughters. 14 The first daughter he named Jemimah, the second Keziah and the third Keren-Happuch. 15 Nowhere in all the land were there found women as beautiful as Job's daughters, and their father granted them an inheritance along with their brothers.
Good vid. Loved the ... ( 2 months ago by AltaMirage)
Good vid. Loved the format. A word about the fact that the almighty's boasts were mostly nonsense (for example, the waters didn't have "doors", winds are not "kept" in a "house" etc. would have been good, but I understand that would stretch the format a little.
Job is obviously ... ( 2 months ago by PharodWormhair)
Job is obviously the fucking asshole here.
that made it all ... ( 2 months ago by branagan05)
that made it all better then.... (/sarcasm)
I love the overall ... ( 2 months ago by wmd1)
I love the overall aesthetic.The short,bald,angry god is an awesome short,bald,angry god. I hope to see more of these in the future.there is almost no end of usable material in that vile book.
I am not entirely ... ( 1 month ago by cmmixon)
I am not entirely sure what you mean as the difference between Jehovah or Yahweh. The most common words for God in the Hebrew are Elohim and YHWH (Yahweh when you add vowels). I would suggest reading a book called Introduction to Biblical Literature by Reddish, Mussser, and Fant. This book will give you a fuller context of the Hebrew's understanding of God and the ancient near eastern culture in which they lived.
Yes, isn't it nice ... ( 1 month ago by jnnydnti)
Yes, isn't it nice that God gave Job BETTER kids than the ones He allowed to be slaughtered? After all, Job doubtless only saw his first 10 kids as possessions, not beloved family members.
Array ( 1 month ago by kekikamiller)
branagan05 & jnnydnti, Best of luck with the whole mocking God thing.
They seem pretty ... ( 4 weeks ago by callif)
They seem pretty justified in doing so.
This "Yohwoh" ... ( 2 days ago by 8lak)
This "Yohwoh" sounds like a pretty cool guy. I think I'll bow down to him and worship him for the rest of my life.




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